Crack Head Crater Face
According to ancient folklore, this peculiar moon was once a normal celestial body, just like any other. However, one fateful night, a mischievous god decided to play a trick on the moon. As the moon rose in the sky, the god reached out and tore off a chunk of its surface, revealing a glowing, full-sized moon inside.
The moon, shocked by this sudden transformation, let out a maniacal laugh that echoed throughout the universe. From that moment on, it was known as the "Crackhead Crater Face," forever frozen in a state of mirth and mystery.
As the Crackhead Crater Face orbits the earth, it can often be seen peering down at humanity with its crazed smile, observing our triumphs and tragedies with detached amusement. Some say that if you stare at the Crackhead Crater Face for too long, you can see the ghosts of the past reflected in its surface, forever trapped within its gaze.
Despite its eerie appearance, the Crackhead Crater Face is generally considered to be a benevolent presence, watching over humanity with a sense of cosmic goodwill. However, it is also said that those who anger the Crackhead Crater Face may suffer its wrath, as its powerful energy can sometimes manifest in strange and unpredictable ways.
So beware, and always remember to give a respectful nod to the Crackhead Crater Face as it watches over you from above.
More details
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
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- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Crack Head Crater Face Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width |
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|