Crack Head Crater Face Pillow!

$44.22 NZD

According to ancient folklore, the "Terrified Sol" and "Crackhead Crater Face" were once two separate celestial bodies, each with their own unique characteristics and personalities. However, one fateful day, the mischievous god who had previously played a trick on the moon, decided to play a new trick on the sun. As the sun rose in the sky, the god reached out and cracked open the surface of the sun, revealing a panicked, full-sized sun inside.

The sun, shocked by this sudden transformation, let out a scream that echoed throughout the universe. From that moment on, it was known as the "Terrified Sol," forever frozen in a state of fear and panic.

As the "Terrified Sol" and "Crackhead Crater Face" glide through the cosmos, they cast their ominous gaze upon humanity, bearing witness to our triumphs and tragedies with a sense of detached terror. Those who dare to gaze upon the "Terrified Sol" for too long risk becoming entranced by the chaotic maelstrom of fear and panic that swirls within its core, trapped in a never-ending cycle of terror, as the future and past are revealed in the eyes of the beholder.

More details

  • 100% polyester
  • Dimensions 34.5" x 56"
  • Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²) 
  • Printed on one side

Size & Fit

  • 34.5" x 56"

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.